I opened the toilet lid and realized I didn’t flush the cat puke. So I did. And it clogged it up. So I had to plunge it before I could pee.

As I was doing that, baby decided he didn’t want his toy and crawled in to the bathroom. I had to put my foot out to block him from the kitten litter. One foot half out and in the air, clogging the toilet. At 5 am.

How did I get here?

Let’s see… baby and I have woken up multiple times. The rain started it. Because I’m having an outdoor party today. Thanks a lot Ohio.

Then baby just decides he can’t get comfortable anymore. Chasing Cars Sleeping at Last wasn’t cutting it. Go figure.

So we got up at about 4:43. Baby cried from his playpen while I stumbled around the kitchen fixing a bottle. When I got back I put him on the floor so that I could get the comfiest blankets out on the couch to snuggle and maybe fall asleep with the bottle.

Then I realized I had to pee.

Leaving him was not an option.

So he went with me and sat in the hall.

Then I saw the cat puke.

And barely got a kitten away before she ate it.

Seriously. This is my life, folks.